Your Next Crisis Hits in 3…2…1…
Monthly AI crisis drills that turn your comms team into an unbreakable force. 87% faster response times. Zero panic.
72
Risk score today
3
Active media threats
22 min
Team response time
One Viral Tweet. 48 Hours. $2.3 Million Lost.
That's the average cost when brands fumble their crisis response. You have 15 minutes to respond before the mob decides your fate.
WITHOUT REHEARSE
- 3:47 AM
CEO scandal breaks on X
- 6:15 AM
50,000 retweets and climbing
- 7:30 AM
Your spokesperson says "no comment" (career suicide)
- 9:00 AM
Stock drops 12%
- Day 2
You're the case study everyone avoids
WITH REHEARSE
- 3:47 AM
Crisis detected
- 3:52 AM
Team assembled (they've drilled this 6 times)
- 4:15 AM
Perfect holding statement live
- 6:00 AM
You own the narrative
- Day 2
"Textbook response" - WSJ
Train Like Your Brand Depends On It
(Because It Does)
30-minute monthly drills that could save your $50M brand value
Scenarios That Hurt
Face your actual nightmares: Deepfake CEO videos. #MeToo allegations. Data breaches affecting 2M customers. If it could happen tomorrow, you'll practice it today.
Real Pressure, Safe Space
Mock journalists attack. Fake X explodes. Your board "calls" furious. Feel the heat without the burns. Build reflexes, not anxiety.
Know Your Weaknesses
Legal takes 47 minutes to approve statements? Your spokesperson says "um" 23 times? We measure everything. Fix it before it matters.
Crisis-Ready in 30 Minutes/Month
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We map your threat landscape
2 minMonthly drill arrives
Battle-test your team
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Fix gaps instantly
immediate500+ Brands Never Get Blindsided
First drill exposed our fatal flaw: Legal and comms gave conflicting timelines. That discovery alone was worth $100K in prevented damage.
Sarah Chen
VP Comms, TechCorp
The deepfake CEO simulation? My team froze. Better to fail in practice than fail on CNN.
Marcus Williams
CCO, FinanceGlobal
90-min → 22-min
average response time
6 vulnerabilities
fixed before going public
87% confidence boost
in 6 months
Tabletop Exercises Are Theater
Crisis Drills Are Combat Training
THE BRUTAL TRUTH:
Annual workshops?
Forgotten in 2 weeks
100-page playbooks?
Useless at 3 AM
$50K consultants?
Great advice, zero practice
REHEARSE DELIVERS:
Monthly muscle memory
Automatic correct responses
Your exact media landscape
Real journalist profiles
AI evolves threats
Ready for crises that don't exist yet
30 minutes
Not 3-day workshops
Meet Cassie
Cassandra — Cassie for short — is the advisor in your ear during every drill. She reads the room, pressure-tests your statements, and pushes back like a real chief comms officer would, so the first time you hear hard feedback isn't during an actual crisis.
- Real-time guidance while you draft statements under pressure
- Flags legal, tone, and timeline risks before you hit publish
- Available the instant a drill goes live — no scheduling required
- Escalates the moment your response drifts off message
“Legal hasn't signed off on that timeline yet — hold the statement or you'll be walking it back by lunch.”
Smart Questions From Sharp Leaders
Uncomfortably real. Our AI is trained on thousands of real-world crises and tailored to your industry, key journalists, and specific risk profile.
30 minutes monthly saves 300 hours in crisis. Miss one status meeting. Save your career.
They give strategy. We build reflexes. It's knowing the playbook vs. executing under fire.
Perfect. Build your plan by failing safely. Learn by doing, not reading.
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